- Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.
- Economists can supply it on demand.
- You can talk about money without every having to make any.
- You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face.
- When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.
- If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".
- Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
- When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.
This one takes the cake (and eat it too!) : "Economists do it with models"
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