Economists do it with Interest and with Models

• Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.
• Economists can supply it on demand.
• You can talk about money without every having to make any.
• You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face.
• When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.
• If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".
• Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
• When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.

This one takes the cake (and eat it too!) : "Economists do it with models"

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